Saturday, November 23, 2013
Saturday Night Sat sat sat sat Saturday Night!
Saturday Top 5
Top 5 Reasons To Wear Straw Hats
Number 1. They fucking look good.
Number 2. The are cheap like real cheap.
Number 3. They keep the sun off of my bald ass head just as good as your lame ass baseball hat.
Number 4. They do not make you look tough like if I was wearing a ten gallon Stetson. Yet I look tough because I don't fucking care.
Number 5. They last forever if you take care of them. I have been wearing the same one for like 8 years and it is still going strong. Riding my snapper, drinking my Arnold Palmer and wearing my Straw cowboy hat. Timeless.
And yes the Rollers sang it best