Saturday, July 27, 2013
Top 5 Reasons for getting a tattoo
Number 1. They are fucking permanent. Piercings are temporary, hair color washes out, wacky clothes get changed but a sweet gnarly tattoo on your hand is forever.
Number 2. They are totally cost effective. You will never, ever be able to spend that kinda money on anything ever in your life and get to keep it, your entire life.As well as a little bit after.
Number 3. You can think you are the only asshole with a original old school chopper tattoo. I damn well know I have the only Chopper Hermit on earth.
Number 4. Mind over Matter. Tattoo's fucking suck. They hurt and anyone that says different is a liar. It feels like you won a world war after you get one. How much pain can you handle? Well get your throat done and you will find out my friends.
Number 5. You only live once. Fuck it right why think about the next twenty years when you can go get a blaster and be all happy for a day. Instant gratification at it's best. Even now right after I get a new piece I look at it for a week then never think about it again. On to the next one. Always in pursuit of the one that will make me a wizard.