Monday, November 12, 2012

Top 5 Update

Five more reasons to be a chopper hermit:
No one cares what you look like.
No one has any expectations of you.
Time changes everything, hermits have no clocks
Hermits don't have to shave, shower, brush teeth, sleep, or even wake up ever.
Caves are naturally climate controlled. No bills

2 comments:

  1. Well, kinda makes me feel as though making comments is an intrusion that a Hermit in good standing can do without . . . I do hold similar views however, a constant internal struggle of my yin and yang, life's such a pain in the arse.

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  2. I hear ya. The optimistic traveler in me wants to chat up everyone that crosses my path. The jaded hermit in me says "eh fuck em". Inner struggle indeed. Seasons play the strongest role in determining which one ya get.

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